At Esquire, we're open to experimentation. Sweatpants? Sure, maybe. Birkenstocks? Only if you do it right. But some things we cannot abide. And today, that means Pharrell's Uggs. Skateboard P, buddy, we were able to roll with your Vivienne Westwood mountie hat. We even liked your short tuxedo at the Oscars. But Uggs? Dude, it's not even hot cold out. It's June and don't even like Uggs on your aunt from Ronkonkoma. I think your new hat offers plenty to digest here. Pharrell, think about it this way, if Humphrey Bogart wore Uggs, would we still be writing about him in 2014. No, we wouldn't have even heard of him. So next time, take the Uggs off, reach for the Stan Smith's (we know you even made your own, dude) and let us all go back to liking you. You'll thank us, and we'll definitely thank you.
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